The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
(via 21stxdeadrats)
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
do u ever see a boy and think damn you could be a 50,000 note gif post on tumblr
(via never-fall-inlove)
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
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